Would you rather be known for having a really bad toupee or be known for having a really good comb-over?
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- Would you rather burp so loud it could set off a car alarm or fart and set a delayed timer on the smell?
- Would you rather be a knight who must always serve a cocktail when asked, no matter what or own a large snake that only eats homemade biscuits but never gets full?
- Would you rather have tornado-arms or have the ability to fart gold dust?
- Would you rather shovel snow with a teaspoon or cut the grass with toenail clippers?
- Would you rather be known for having the friendliest, firm handshake everyone remembers or have super-flexible, rubber-like arms (no bones) that let you do weird contortions but look odd?
- Would you rather have muffins for hands or have corduroy skin?