Would you rather brush your teeth with mayonnaise for the rest of your life or use spicy mustard as shampoo and body wash for the rest of your life?
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- Would you rather have chronic diarrhea or have chronic nausea?
- Would you rather put a toothpick under your big toe and kick a wall or paper cuts all over your body and bathe in lemon juice?
- Would you rather not wash your hands for a year or wipe with toilet paper only once per bowel movement?
- Would you rather have a bizarre beard that acts unpredictably or have unusual elbows that react to emotions?
- Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat ketchup?
- Would you rather have fingers for toes or have toes for fingers?