Gross Would You Rather Questions

Both options are bad. Choose the one you could survive and find out who agrees.

1. Would you rather drink ketchup water or drink hot dog water?
2. Would you rather have hands perpetually covered in syrup or have hands perpetually covered in Cheeto dust?
3. Would you rather burp pennies or fart nickles?
4. Would you rather have fingers for toes or have toes for fingers?
5. Would you rather jump in a puddle of water or blow bubbles in a glass of water?
6. Would you rather sweat jelly or have dustpan hands?
7. Would you rather sweat mayonnaise or have permanent Cheetos dust on your fingers?
8. Would you rather eat a spoonful of mustard or eat a spoonful of horseradish?
9. Would you rather use a toothbrush that isn't yours or use a fork that fell on the floor?
10. Would you rather eat a bug or eat a spoonful of hot sauce?
11. Would you rather vomit marbles or sweat cheese?
12. Would you rather eat one spoonful of a gross but harmless substance (e.g., mucus) or eat one spoonful of another gross but harmless substance (e.g., earwax)?
13. Would you rather eat a chocolate-covered turd or eat a turd-covered chocolate?
14. Would you rather eat a strange but safe dish or wear an unusual outfit for a day?
15. Would you rather drink a shot of apple cider vinegar or drink a shot of lemon juice?
16. Would you rather drink a mystery smoothie or eat a mystery casserole?
17. Would you rather eat a spit sandwich or eat hair spaghetti?
18. Would you rather have the top half of Emma Watson's body with the bottom half of Hulk Hogan's body or have the top half of Hulk Hogan's body with the bottom half of Emma Watson's body?
19. Would you rather handle a prickly animal gently or have a prickly animal handled by a professional?
20. Would you rather only hear farts or only smell farts?
21. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat ketchup?
22. Would you rather eat nothing but hot dogs or drink nothing but hot dog water?
23. Would you rather wear your neighbor's underwear or use your neighbor's toothbrush?
24. Would you rather permanently produce an unusually large amount of a condiment (e.g., mayonnaise) or attempt a risky-looking stunt that is actually safe (for a viral video)?
25. Would you rather eat a spoonful of cinnamon or eat a spoonful of cocoa powder?
26. Would you rather walk barefoot over a rough surface or hold your breath for a long time?
27. Would you rather cheese stick fingers that you could snack on and they would grow back or never have to eat and have no desire for food?
28. Would you rather eat an entire jar of mayonnaise in one sitting or permanently forget how to read?
29. Would you rather only be able to eat mayonnaise for the rest of your life or sweat mayonnaise for the rest of your life?
30. Would you rather eat a dirty bandaid or eat the hair out of a bathtub drain?
31. Would you rather noticeably bleed period blood on the seat of your boss's car or brush your teeth with a toothbrush that has dog poop on it?
32. Would you rather speak in rhymes all day or sing everything you say?
33. Would you rather eat an entire tub of butter in one sitting or eat an entire jar of room-temperature mayonnaise in one sitting?
34. Would you rather burp so loud it could set off a car alarm or fart and set a delayed timer on the smell?
35. Would you rather step on a lego in the middle of the night or step in dog poo in the middle of the night?
36. Would you rather pee out a golf ball or defecate a watermelon?
37. Would you rather only ever watch one comedy movie for the rest of your life (your choice) or occasionally leak a small amount of stool when you fart?
38. Would you rather always spill a drink when you pour it or get uncontrollable hiccups during important conversations?
39. Would you rather have chronic diarrhea or have chronic nausea?
40. Would you rather not wash your hands for a year or wipe with toilet paper only once per bowel movement?
41. Would you rather always have cheeto fingers or always smell a mildly bad fart and never get used to it?
42. Would you rather have both nostrils perpetually clogged or breathe through your nose and always smell poop?
43. Would you rather noodles instead of hair or sausages instead of fingers?
44. Would you rather eat poop-flavored ice cream or eat ice cream-flavored poop?
45. Would you rather poop out pee or pee out poop?
46. Would you rather have fingers made of spaghetti or mistake everyday objects for food?
47. Would you rather control the smell of your farts or control the sound of your farts?
48. Would you rather extremely unbrushed teeth or feel like you need one more wipe?
49. Would you rather eat a meal made from insects or eat a meal made from seaweed?
50. Would you rather teeth for fingers or fingers for teeth?
51. Would you rather be able to pee out a marble or be able to crap a softball?
52. Would you rather eat a spoonful of hot sauce or eat a spoonful of wasabi?
53. Would you rather witness a distressing event or experience physical discomfort?
54. Would you rather every time you sneeze, your height changes by a random amount for an hour or every time you sneeze, two common everyday objects (like your phone and remote) swap functions for a day?
55. Would you rather experience intense pain for a short moment or endure mild pain for a longer duration?
56. Would you rather have every dump you will ever take as one giant super-dump or have every pimple you'll ever have as a giant super zit?
57. Would you rather have a noticeable birthmark on your face or have a unique hairstyle that can't be changed?
58. Would you rather sweat garlic butter or cry porridge?
59. Would you rather have a ham instead of a hand or have armpits that sweat mayonnaise?
60. Would you rather have a bizarre beard that acts unpredictably or have unusual elbows that react to emotions?
61. Would you rather poop your pants in public or fart every time you talk?
62. Would you rather eat a dozen raw oysters (classic slimy, briny texture) or eat a dozen cooked clams in butter (chewier, rich flavor)?
63. Would you rather sing in front of a large crowd or dance in front of a large crowd?
64. Would you rather undergo a painful dental procedure with no anesthesia (once) or be publicly humiliated at a fancy restaurant and have the moment go viral?
65. Would you rather eat an entire jar of mayonnaise in one sitting or suffer a minor, non-permanent physical injury (e.g., sprained wrist)?
66. Would you rather have a hook for a hand or have a wheel for a foot?
67. Would you rather have your fingernails painfully removed once a month or experience severe migraines every week?
68. Would you rather eat a milkshake that tastes like turds or eat a turd that tastes like a milkshake?
69. Would you rather sweat mayonnaise for a week or be forced to pass one softball-sized lump each day for a week?
70. Would you rather drink a full glass of milk gone bad or use a toilet that might explode at any moment?
71. Would you rather try a traditional dish from another country you've never had before or sample a bizarre local delicacy that's famous in its region?
72. Would you rather always have an itchy butt or always have the feeling of needing to pee really badly?
73. Would you rather brush your teeth with mayonnaise for the rest of your life or use spicy mustard as shampoo and body wash for the rest of your life?
74. Would you rather sneeze grape jelly or every time you burp it tastes like gravy?
75. Would you rather have a bad rodent infestation or have bed bugs?
76. Would you rather drink a glass of pickle juice or drink a glass of olive brine?
77. Would you rather only eat mayonnaise or sweat mayonnaise?
78. Would you rather have hands that are difficult to use or have feet where your hands should be?
79. Would you rather only be able to defecate out of third-story windows or only be allowed to pee every other day?
80. Would you rather slide down a giant cheese grater and land in lemon juice or walk barefoot on hot coals?
81. Would you rather eat a strange dish from another country or eat a dish you dislike from your own country?
82. Would you rather drink a weird-tasting homemade smoothie made by an acquaintance or eat an ugly-looking but safe snack made by an acquaintance?
83. Would you rather drink a cold glass of someone else's saliva or drink a warm glass of your own saliva?
84. Would you rather eat a bucket of blood or eat a bucket of boogers?
85. Would you rather fart glitter or burp confetti?
86. Would you rather poop a softball or pee a marble?
87. Would you rather be able to wipe with plastic wrap or be able to wipe with sandpaper?
88. Would you rather have your mom spill a drink on you or have your dad spill food on you?
89. Would you rather lick a dirty shoe or lick a clean window?
90. Would you rather release the stinkiest fart or release the loudest fart possible at the drop of a hat?
91. Would you rather eat a piece of food that just fell on the floor and risk it being gross or accept a sincere compliment from someone you actively dislike?
92. Would you rather have a cat's head on a human body or have a human's head on a cat's body?
93. Would you rather put a toothpick under your big toe and kick a wall or paper cuts all over your body and bathe in lemon juice?
94. Would you rather endure an uncomfortable prank for 30 minutes or have a stranger sneeze on you every time you yawn for a week?