Random Would You Rather Questions

No theme, no pattern. A good mix when you don't know the group yet.

1. Would you rather move forwards to escape now (but you must give up one important memory) or move backwards to escape now (but you'll be sent back to re-live a past mistake)?
2. Would you rather every time you try to move forward you only move one inch or every time you try to move forward you instead move one inch backward?
3. Would you rather be suspended 20 ft. in the air or have a really big thumb?
4. Would you rather leg-sized feet or feet-sized legs?
5. Would you rather have a flying carpet or have a car that can drive underwater?
6. Would you rather be intolerant to every food and drink except cucumber or every food tastes like blue cheese?
7. Would you rather professional level skills in parkour or professional level skills in stunt driving?
8. Would you rather walk barefoot everywhere or wear shoes that are always slightly too small?
9. Would you rather have leg sized fingers or have finger sized legs?
10. Would you rather spend the entire day alone with your favorite person doing something tedious or spend an entire day doing something you love most by yourself?
11. Would you rather only work with people who always whisper or only work with people who always yell?
12. Would you rather have fingers for toes or have toes for fingers?
13. Would you rather be the funniest person in the room or be the smartest person in the room?
14. Would you rather go to Westworld or go to Jurassic World?
15. Would you rather sweat jelly or have dustpan hands?
16. Would you rather get 1 hour of TV time or get 1 hour of napping time?
17. Would you rather share a funny joke online or read a funny joke online?
18. Would you rather transform into a small creature or become an adventurous archaeologist?
19. Would you rather sit on a cold toilet seat or sit on a warm toilet seat?
20. Would you rather drive a flashy sports car with no air conditioning or drive a basic car with all the latest tech features?
21. Would you rather never make another Star Wars movie again or keep making new movies but never watch the originals again?
22. Would you rather be a pirate or be a ninja?
23. Would you rather have laugh chimes or have fart sirens?
24. Would you rather be known for having the friendliest, firm handshake everyone remembers or have super-flexible, rubber-like arms (no bones) that let you do weird contortions but look odd?
25. Would you rather choose Bulbasaur or Charmander as your starter Pokémon or choose Squirtle as your starter Pokémon?
26. Would you rather live in a house with horizontal windows or live in a house with vertical windows?
27. Would you rather taste something so cold it numbs your tongue or take a shower that alternates freezing and scalding water?
28. Would you rather have taste buds on your hands (so you can taste with touch) or be allowed to wear a ridiculous novelty hat every weekend (looks like a goofy poop emoji)?
29. Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?
30. Would you rather spend 30 seconds in the ring with Mike Tyson or talk with a lisp for the rest of your life?
31. Would you rather have teeth as eyelashes or have eyelashes as teeth?
32. Would you rather speak all languages or talk with animals?
33. Would you rather move forwards to free yourself or move backwards to free yourself?
34. Would you rather always talk slightly too loud or always talk too softly for your situation?
35. Would you rather post a comment or give gold?
36. Would you rather spend 3 months in a foreign country or spend an hour on the moon?
37. Would you rather fly but you have to scream as hard as you can the whole time or breathe underwater but you are blind the whole time?
38. Would you rather fight 100 Abyss Watcher sized Yhorms or fight 1 Yhorm sized Abyss Watcher?
39. Would you rather walk against a strong wind or walk with a strong wind pushing you?
40. Would you rather play any instrument perfectly or speak every language?
41. Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or talk like Mike Tyson?
42. Would you rather a nose the size of your fist with five times the smell intensity or a ten-inch-long belly button that sways to music?
43. Would you rather move forwards into the unknown to escape now (but you can't return) or move backwards to a familiar place to escape (but you lose something you have now)?
44. Would you rather punch a cactus or kick an updog?
45. Would you rather have webbed feet or have webbed hands?
46. Would you rather be unable to open any closed doors or be unable to close any open doors?
47. Would you rather have 4 arms with no forearms or have four arms with no hands?
48. Would you rather a car that can go forever or a car that can go anywhere?
49. Would you rather move 6 inches forward or 6 inches back?
50. Would you rather have lots of 'friends' that secretly hate you or be completely friendless?
51. Would you rather wear wet socks or walk barefoot on a sticky shag carpet?
52. Would you rather legs for arms or arms for legs?
53. Would you rather shovel snow with a teaspoon or cut the grass with toenail clippers?
54. Would you rather have an armpit that dispenses sunscreen or have a hand made out of ham that regrows and doesn't hurt when eaten?
55. Would you rather browse Reddit or go to sleep?
56. Would you rather respond to every message you receive or ignore every message you receive?
57. Would you rather have the perfect haircut your whole life or never have to manscape again?
58. Would you rather wear a red shirt or wear a blue shirt?
59. Would you rather answer the previous question or answer the next question?
60. Would you rather always talk slightly too loud or always talk slightly too softly?
61. Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs or have legs as long as your fingers?
62. Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized ducks or fight 1 horse-sized horse?
63. Would you rather only hear farts or only smell farts?
64. Would you rather have everyone in the world look like Gilbert Gottfried or have everyone in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried?
65. Would you rather rent in-line skates at the rink or rent old school skates at the rink?
66. Would you rather have unlimited bacon and no video games or have unlimited video games and no bacon?
67. Would you rather gain 100 lbs / 45 kg of fat or lose 15 inches / 38 cm of height?
68. Would you rather dangle from a 100ft cliff and tie the knot yourself or trust an Eagle Scout to tie the knot?
69. Would you rather ram horns on your elbows or ram horns on your knees?
70. Would you rather live in a horizontal cage able to lie down or live in a vertical cage able to stand up?
71. Would you rather change genders/sexes every time you sneeze or never be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?
72. Would you rather never wear shoes and socks again or be forced to wear wool socks and boots at all times?
73. Would you rather permanently produce an unusually large amount of a condiment (e.g., mayonnaise) or attempt a risky-looking stunt that is actually safe (for a viral video)?
74. Would you rather Teleport, but only on Tuesdays or gain 2 extra years of life?
75. Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or fight 100 duck-sized horses?
76. Would you rather have scissors for arms or have babies for feet?
77. Would you rather be that crazy person who enjoys life or be that rich famous person who enjoys attention and status?
78. Would you rather have elbows that bend backwards or have knees that bend backwards?
79. Would you rather confuse similar-looking objects constantly or forget the names of common objects frequently?
80. Would you rather have no arms or have no legs?
81. Would you rather have an extra arm or have an extra leg?
82. Would you rather live in a world of Pokemon or live in a world of magic?
83. Would you rather lean back and relax in a hammock or lean forward and focus on a task?
84. Would you rather be able to communicate with an unusual animal species (for example, octopuses or parrots) or witness a one-time spontaneous, unexplainable miracle in your lifetime?
85. Would you rather dance like nobody is watching or watch like nobody is dancing?
86. Would you rather have a personal chef or have a personal driver?
87. Would you rather keep pushing forward into the unknown despite risks or pull back to safety and preserve what you have?
88. Would you rather be part of a niche online community or be part of a mainstream online community?
89. Would you rather fight a mountain lion or fight a brown bear?
90. Would you rather climb the tallest mountain or travel to the bottom of the sea?
91. Would you rather try a new hobby every month or master one hobby over a lifetime?
92. Would you rather advance a small step in your career or take a small step back in your career?
93. Would you rather be chased by 100 duck-sized horses or be chased by 1 horse-sized duck?
94. Would you rather get 1 million Reddit karma but be hated in every subreddit or have zero Reddit karma forever?
95. Would you rather eat anything you want and have it be perfect nutrition or sleep only 1 hour a day but be fully rested?
96. Would you rather take one step back in time (24 hours) or take one step forward in time (24 hours)?
97. Would you rather start a small business with a famous actor or start a small business with a renowned scientist?
98. Would you rather add 20 years to your lifespan where your aging will stop for 20 years at your current age or be able to speak every language and be able to play every musical instrument instantly?
99. Would you rather be extremely tall and hit your head on doorways or have long arms but never receive hugs?
100. Would you rather never lose anything or find everything you ever lost?
101. Would you rather sweat broccoli and cheddar soup or every movie you ever watch turns into Shrek halfway through?
102. Would you rather live in a treehouse or live in a castle?
103. Would you rather watch your favorite show with the volume turned up until the dialogue hurts your ears or watch your favorite show on mute with subtitles?
104. Would you rather fit in with the crowd or sit out and be alone?
105. Would you rather only ever watch one comedy movie for the rest of your life (your choice) or occasionally leak a small amount of stool when you fart?
106. Would you rather always spill a drink when you pour it or get uncontrollable hiccups during important conversations?
107. Would you rather make all your decisions by flipping a coin or have someone else make all your decisions?
108. Would you rather be stuck in an extremely sweet little kids TV show or be stuck in a slightly terrible soap opera that's running out of ideas?
109. Would you rather never stop crying or never stop sneezing?
110. Would you rather find $5 on the ground or win a small prize in a local raffle?
111. Would you rather have a rewind button or have a pause button?
112. Would you rather smoke in the boys' room or have the boys smoke in your room?
113. Would you rather have hair for teeth or have teeth for hair?
114. Would you rather sweat cream or sweat awesomeness?
115. Would you rather fight 5 dinosaur-sized chickens or fight 100 chicken-sized dinosaurs?
116. Would you rather permanently lose all your teeth or be forced to drink a glass of orange juice immediately every time you brush your teeth for life?
117. Would you rather always have cheeto fingers or always smell a mildly bad fart and never get used to it?
118. Would you rather have both nostrils perpetually clogged or breathe through your nose and always smell poop?
119. Would you rather have muffins for hands or have corduroy skin?
120. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or fight 40 duck-sized horses?
121. Would you rather poop out pee or pee out poop?
122. Would you rather play your favorite game every day for a year or receive a million dollars instantly?
123. Would you rather live to be triple your great-grandfather's age or live to be half your great-grandfather's age?
124. Would you rather drive a car that never needs refueling or fly anywhere for free but only once a year?
125. Would you rather use new Reddit layout for a week or listen to Amy Schumer for 2 hours?
126. Would you rather find a dollar or receive a compliment from a stranger?
127. Would you rather spaghetti for hair or sweat ketchup with spaghetti hair?
128. Would you rather have the door close on your finger every time you go through a door or fall down every flight of stairs you go down?
129. Would you rather fight one duck sized mosquito or fight 1000 mosquito sized ducks?
130. Would you rather step one year into the past (you keep your memory of now) or step one year into the future (you can't return)?
131. Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader?
132. Would you rather have Gilbert Gottfried's voice give you directions every time you drive or never be able to give someone your real name?
133. Would you rather ride a tiger everywhere without controlling its direction or ride a tortoise everywhere but control its direction?
134. Would you rather have every song you ever hear be All Star or have every film you ever watch be Shrek?
135. Would you rather move to a new city with no friends or stay in your hometown but lose your job?
136. Would you rather vaseline all over your hands or vaseline all over your face?
137. Would you rather sweat garlic butter or cry porridge?
138. Would you rather sleep without bedding or have a llama with you everywhere you go for an entire year?
139. Would you rather be an adventurous teacher or be a dedicated researcher?
140. Would you rather have to answer every hypothetical question people ask you honestly or only be asked rhetorical questions that never require an answer?
141. Would you rather turn into Dom Deluise for one random minute out of every hour or be unable to distinguish between babies and English muffins?
142. Would you rather be sticky for the rest of your life or be itchy for the rest of your life?
143. Would you rather poop your pants in public or fart every time you talk?
144. Would you rather have an armpit that dispenses sunscreen or have a hand made entirely of regenerating ham?
145. Would you rather solve world hunger or own a real-life spaceship?
146. Would you rather kick rocks or twiddle thumbs?
147. Would you rather hands the size of children or children the size of hands?
148. Would you rather answer a difficult trivia question or attempt a challenging puzzle?
149. Would you rather fight an untrained kangaroo or fight a monkey trained in Muay Thai?
150. Would you rather be very beautiful with diarrhea forever or be very ugly but safe from diarrhea?
151. Would you rather have 1m long arms and 60cm long legs or have 60cm long arms and 1m long legs?
152. Would you rather live in the 1950s and 1960s or live in the 1980s and 1990s?
153. Would you rather have a hook for a hand or have a wheel for a foot?
154. Would you rather be a knight who must always serve a cocktail when asked, no matter what or own a large snake that only eats homemade biscuits but never gets full?
155. Would you rather live in the Pokemon world or live in the Harry Potter universe?
156. Would you rather join a game that might be awkward but could be a great time or skip the game and later learn it turned out to be the highlight of the night?
157. Would you rather have eyelashes for fingers or have fingers for eyelashes?
158. Would you rather own a rhino the size of a hamster or have a hamster the size of a rhino?
159. Would you rather be chased by 100 corgi-sized double-decker buses or be chased by two double-decker bus-sized corgis?
160. Would you rather lose all your money or lose all your photos?
161. Would you rather hide from others or seek out others?
162. Would you rather only be able to open doors or only be able to close doors?
163. Would you rather enter through the rear door or enter through the main entrance of your home?
164. Would you rather have a liger as a pet or have a magical squirrel named Steve as a pet?
165. Would you rather always have an itchy butt or always have the feeling of needing to pee really badly?
166. Would you rather WNBA season tickets non-transferable for life or receive 20 dollars non-transferable for life?
167. Would you rather survive as a gingerbread man for two weeks and then go back to normal or be a snowman for 24 hours every Christmas for the rest of your life?
168. Would you rather speak 5 languages fluently or play any instrument you pick up to a professional level?
169. Would you rather scream the time out loud every minute of your life or eat only directly from a field of grass like a cow?
170. Would you rather have Cheeto fingers forever or be unable to distinguish between a baby and a muffin?
171. Would you rather be 5'1 and 225lbs or be 3'8 and 125lbs?
172. Would you rather mud wrestle your spouse or mud wrestle a stranger?
173. Would you rather talk to oysters or talk to plants?
174. Would you rather have your life story be a novel or have your life story be a book of short stories?
175. Would you rather spend an hour observing prehistoric animals or spend an hour on another planet or moon?
176. Would you rather move back 1 inch or move forward 1 inch?
177. Would you rather explain your anime fanfiction to your parents or explain your obsession with the pet snake you wear everywhere?
178. Would you rather have to give a thumbs up to every decision you see for an entire day or have to give a thumbs down to every decision you see for an entire day?
179. Would you rather fight an AT-AT sized Ewok or fight 100 Ewok-sized AT-ATs?
180. Would you rather always call 'heads' on any coin flip for the rest of your life or always call 'tails' on any coin flip for the rest of your life?
181. Would you rather only eat mayonnaise or sweat mayonnaise?
182. Would you rather fly 3 inches off the ground or shoot spaghetti out of your fingers?
183. Would you rather have a front-facing butt or only be able to communicate using 280-character tweets (no voice)?
184. Would you rather fight a dozen chickens with Mike Tyson's skills or fight Mike Tyson with the skills of a dozen chickens?
185. Would you rather go back in time to any period without interacting or go back in time once and be able to change anything?
186. Would you rather grow up in a quiet rural small town or grow up in a tough urban neighborhood?
187. Would you rather have a relaxed sit-down chat with a close friend over tea or do a short stand-up comedy bit while holding a cup of tea?
188. Would you rather live in an American state of your choice or live in a European nation of your choice?
189. Would you rather have hands that are difficult to use or have feet where your hands should be?
190. Would you rather move slightly forward in life or move slightly backward in life?
191. Would you rather only be able to defecate out of third-story windows or only be allowed to pee every other day?
192. Would you rather milk a cow or milk a pig?
193. Would you rather have tentacles for arms or have a prehensile tail?
194. Would you rather solo travel across Antarctica or solo travel across the Sahara Desert?
195. Would you rather your local WNBA team wins the national championship (no personal gain) or you receive $5 but the team never wins the championship?
196. Would you rather have a baby head or have baby hands?
197. Would you rather own a TV that constantly emits the low 'it's on' hum even with no input or eat the stringy banana pith (the stuff under the peel) every morning for breakfast?
198. Would you rather always have a parking spot available right at the front of any building or always get green lights at every intersection?
199. Would you rather live in the South Pole or live in space?
200. Would you rather only be able to listen to music on FM radio for the rest of your life or only be able to watch movies on cable television for the rest of your life?
201. Would you rather be a lovely dress or be somebody's loincloth?
202. Would you rather have suction cup hands or have wheel feet?
203. Would you rather be too hot or be too cold?
204. Would you rather be known by most as a free spirit or be known by most as a notorious rule-breaker?
205. Would you rather fight 1 bear-sized chicken or fight 10 chicken-sized bears?
206. Would you rather ride a horse through a scenic trail or ride a bicycle through a scenic trail?
207. Would you rather travel back in time or travel to the future?
208. Would you rather be best friends with your worst enemy or have pickle-shaped legs?
209. Would you rather a cat with a human face or a dog with human hands instead of paws?
210. Would you rather have a minimum of 120-140 ping in every game forever or have every video you watch buffer for about 10 seconds every minute?
211. Would you rather have hair for legs or have legs for hair?
212. Would you rather live in a room with horizontal stripes or live in a room with vertical stripes?
213. Would you rather hit the firecracker with an open palm or hit the firecracker with a closed fist?
214. Would you rather have unlimited sushi for life or have unlimited tacos for life?
215. Would you rather watch your WNBA team win the championship or find 5 dollars?
216. Would you rather have cheat codes to survive in human cultures or vanish from humanity to live as a less hirsute Bigfoot?
217. Would you rather have a magic van that can teleport and time travel anywhere or have a magic ring that absorbs book knowledge when touched?
218. Would you rather receive $10,000 in the mail every week or be able to fly for one hour every day?
219. Would you rather always have Cheetos fingers or have a mosquito buzzing in your ear?
220. Would you rather be a dump site or be a dump truck?
221. Would you rather attempt a dangerous stunt or experience a minor pain quickly?