Would you rather have both nostrils perpetually clogged or breathe through your nose and always smell poop?
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- Would you rather have a relaxed sit-down chat with a close friend over tea or do a short stand-up comedy bit while holding a cup of tea?
- Would you rather only hear farts or only smell farts?
- Would you rather have a front-facing butt or only be able to communicate using 280-character tweets (no voice)?
- Would you rather be chased by 100 duck-sized horses or be chased by 1 horse-sized duck?
- Would you rather walk against a strong wind or walk with a strong wind pushing you?
- Would you rather find a dollar or receive a compliment from a stranger?