Hypothetical Would You Rather Questions

Scenarios that will never happen, which is exactly why they're fun to argue about.

1. Would you rather move forwards to escape now (but you must give up one important memory) or move backwards to escape now (but you'll be sent back to re-live a past mistake)?
2. Would you rather every time you try to move forward you only move one inch or every time you try to move forward you instead move one inch backward?
3. Would you rather be suspended 20 ft. in the air or have a really big thumb?
4. Would you rather leg-sized feet or feet-sized legs?
5. Would you rather have a flying carpet or have a car that can drive underwater?
6. Would you rather be intolerant to every food and drink except cucumber or every food tastes like blue cheese?
7. Would you rather have a conversation with your past self or have a conversation with your future self?
8. Would you rather have a front-butt or communicate solely through Twitter?
9. Would you rather walk barefoot everywhere or wear shoes that are always slightly too small?
10. Would you rather drink ketchup water or drink hot dog water?
11. Would you rather have leg sized fingers or have finger sized legs?
12. Would you rather have hands perpetually covered in syrup or have hands perpetually covered in Cheeto dust?
13. Would you rather burp pennies or fart nickles?
14. Would you rather have mastery of scientific concepts or have the ability to create artistic masterpieces?
15. Would you rather have fingers for toes or have toes for fingers?
16. Would you rather everything taste like orange juice or everything have a random taste every time you bite into it?
17. Would you rather have an entire choir singing 'halleluja' in the bathroom with you every time you take a dump or take a dump immediately every time you hear 'halleluja' sung?
18. Would you rather be immortal or be able to bring one person back from death?
19. Would you rather go to Westworld or go to Jurassic World?
20. Would you rather jump in a puddle of water or blow bubbles in a glass of water?
21. Would you rather sweat jelly or have dustpan hands?
22. Would you rather sweat mayonnaise or have permanent Cheetos dust on your fingers?
23. Would you rather live one life that is 1000 years or live ten lives that are 100 years each?
24. Would you rather live in a world without internet or live in a world without AC/heating?
25. Would you rather transform into a small creature or become an adventurous archaeologist?
26. Would you rather drive a flashy sports car with no air conditioning or drive a basic car with all the latest tech features?
27. Would you rather never make another Star Wars movie again or keep making new movies but never watch the originals again?
28. Would you rather be a pirate or be a ninja?
29. Would you rather be stalked by Nosferatu in a mansion or be trapped in a mine shaft for 6 days?
30. Would you rather be a struggling artist with a chance of fame or be a successful businessperson with no personal time?
31. Would you rather have laugh chimes or have fart sirens?
32. Would you rather choose Bulbasaur or Charmander as your starter Pokémon or choose Squirtle as your starter Pokémon?
33. Would you rather eat a bug or eat a spoonful of hot sauce?
34. Would you rather shout every time you talk or run everywhere you go?
35. Would you rather experience a challenging situation or avoid a challenging situation?
36. Would you rather vomit marbles or sweat cheese?
37. Would you rather a tiny booty right under your nose or a giant nose right above your booty?
38. Would you rather live in the Mad Max universe or live in the Walking Dead universe?
39. Would you rather taste something so cold it numbs your tongue or take a shower that alternates freezing and scalding water?
40. Would you rather never hear music again or lose ability to read?
41. Would you rather see everyone's true intentions or have everyone see your true intentions?
42. Would you rather have taste buds on your hands (so you can taste with touch) or be allowed to wear a ridiculous novelty hat every weekend (looks like a goofy poop emoji)?
43. Would you rather spend 30 seconds in the ring with Mike Tyson or talk with a lisp for the rest of your life?
44. Would you rather have teeth as eyelashes or have eyelashes as teeth?
45. Would you rather have your dominant hand be a pineapple or have everything you ever ate taste like pineapple?
46. Would you rather scream at full volume whenever you speak or run at full speed whenever you need to travel by foot?
47. Would you rather eat a chocolate-covered turd or eat a turd-covered chocolate?
48. Would you rather speak all languages or talk with animals?
49. Would you rather move forwards to free yourself or move backwards to free yourself?
50. Would you rather be invisible without clothes or fly only while sitting?
51. Would you rather spend 3 months in a foreign country or spend an hour on the moon?
52. Would you rather fly but you have to scream as hard as you can the whole time or breathe underwater but you are blind the whole time?
53. Would you rather eat 100 pizzas in one sitting or spend a night in a room full of buzzing mosquitoes?
54. Would you rather fight 100 Abyss Watcher sized Yhorms or fight 1 Yhorm sized Abyss Watcher?
55. Would you rather walk against a strong wind or walk with a strong wind pushing you?
56. Would you rather play any instrument perfectly or speak every language?
57. Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or talk like Mike Tyson?
58. Would you rather have a cartoon character's voice permanently or shrink slightly every time you sneeze?
59. Would you rather master any skill on Earth or interpret life on other planets?
60. Would you rather a nose the size of your fist with five times the smell intensity or a ten-inch-long belly button that sways to music?
61. Would you rather be the smartest person in the world, and everyone else is brain dead stupid or be the dumbest person in the world and everyone else is smarter than you?
62. Would you rather be the smartest man in the universe or the dumbest man in the universe?
63. Would you rather fly at walking/running speed or have telekinesis but only move/lift things you could do physically?
64. Would you rather move forwards into the unknown to escape now (but you can't return) or move backwards to a familiar place to escape (but you lose something you have now)?
65. Would you rather punch a cactus or kick an updog?
66. Would you rather have webbed feet or have webbed hands?
67. Would you rather be able to control fire or be able to control water?
68. Would you rather adopt a pet you are allergic to or adopt a pet that dislikes you?
69. Would you rather be unable to open any closed doors or be unable to close any open doors?
70. Would you rather have 4 arms with no forearms or have four arms with no hands?
71. Would you rather a car that can go forever or a car that can go anywhere?
72. Would you rather move 6 inches forward or 6 inches back?
73. Would you rather legs for arms or arms for legs?
74. Would you rather have an armpit that dispenses sunscreen or have a hand made out of ham that regrows and doesn't hurt when eaten?
75. Would you rather walk barefoot across a sharp gravel path for 10 minutes or walk barefoot across burning-hot beach sand at noon for 10 minutes?
76. Would you rather eat a spit sandwich or eat hair spaghetti?
77. Would you rather have the top half of Emma Watson's body with the bottom half of Hulk Hogan's body or have the top half of Hulk Hogan's body with the bottom half of Emma Watson's body?
78. Would you rather feel clean but be dirty or feel dirty but be clean?
79. Would you rather answer the previous question or answer the next question?
80. Would you rather have 3 arms and 1 leg or have 3 legs and 1 arm?
81. Would you rather be an airbender, earthbender, and waterbender or be a firebender?
82. Would you rather give up a major ability or watch a long sports event?
83. Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs or have legs as long as your fingers?
84. Would you rather handle a prickly animal gently or have a prickly animal handled by a professional?
85. Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized ducks or fight 1 horse-sized horse?
86. Would you rather speak every language in the world or have the ability to talk with animals?
87. Would you rather get a tattoo from a famous artist or have a portrait painted by a famous artist?
88. Would you rather have wooden limbs or moo every time you blink?
89. Would you rather have everyone in the world look like Gilbert Gottfried or have everyone in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried?
90. Would you rather be a celebrity or be insanely rich?
91. Would you rather remember everything but never forget anything or have a photographic memory but can't recall it at will?
92. Would you rather have a pause button for your life or have a rewind button for your life?
93. Would you rather ram horns on your elbows or ram horns on your knees?
94. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat ketchup?
95. Would you rather live in a horizontal cage able to lie down or live in a vertical cage able to stand up?
96. Would you rather have ram horns on your elbows or have ram horns on your knees?
97. Would you rather never be able to eat anything again or never be able to drink anything again?
98. Would you rather change genders/sexes every time you sneeze or never be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?
99. Would you rather instantly memorize the contents of any book by flipping through it or instantly learn to play any instrument expertly without practice?
100. Would you rather have an enlarged body part or have a miniaturized body part?
101. Would you rather permanently produce an unusually large amount of a condiment (e.g., mayonnaise) or attempt a risky-looking stunt that is actually safe (for a viral video)?
102. Would you rather Teleport, but only on Tuesdays or gain 2 extra years of life?
103. Would you rather your parents lose $100 for every swear word you utter or hear or wear a Canada Goose jacket you can never take off but earn $20 from each pocket?
104. Would you rather teleport anywhere in the world at the snap of a finger or speak every existing language fluently?
105. Would you rather travel through time with the ability to change timelines or travel through time with the ability to explore different life scenarios?
106. Would you rather become a Ghost who can fly and pass through walls at will or become a werewolf with control of your faculties?
107. Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or fight 100 duck-sized horses?
108. Would you rather have scissors for arms or have babies for feet?
109. Would you rather have elbows that bend backwards or have knees that bend backwards?
110. Would you rather confuse similar-looking objects constantly or forget the names of common objects frequently?
111. Would you rather walk barefoot over a rough surface or hold your breath for a long time?
112. Would you rather have an extra arm or have an extra leg?
113. Would you rather live in a world of Pokemon or live in a world of magic?
114. Would you rather receive a million dollars but must donate half or win a free vacation but must work part-time during it?
115. Would you rather be able to communicate with an unusual animal species (for example, octopuses or parrots) or witness a one-time spontaneous, unexplainable miracle in your lifetime?
116. Would you rather cheese stick fingers that you could snack on and they would grow back or never have to eat and have no desire for food?
117. Would you rather have a reset button for your life or change one decision?
118. Would you rather achieve a difficult but possible goal or attempt an impossible task?
119. Would you rather keep pushing forward into the unknown despite risks or pull back to safety and preserve what you have?
120. Would you rather eat an entire jar of mayonnaise in one sitting or permanently forget how to read?
121. Would you rather be part of a niche online community or be part of a mainstream online community?
122. Would you rather fight a mountain lion or fight a brown bear?
123. Would you rather only be able to eat mayonnaise for the rest of your life or sweat mayonnaise for the rest of your life?
124. Would you rather never have to sleep again or never have to eat again?
125. Would you rather advance a small step in your career or take a small step back in your career?
126. Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible?
127. Would you rather run into a Walmart screaming Leeroy Jenkins and charge through the front door on Black Friday or witness your parents run into a Walmart screaming Leeroy Jenkins and charge through the front door on Black Friday?
128. Would you rather travel back in time once or travel back in time monthly for 15 years?
129. Would you rather be chased by 100 duck-sized horses or be chased by 1 horse-sized duck?
130. Would you rather be an extremely talented musician or be an extremely talented artist?
131. Would you rather go back in time and relive your life knowing what you know now or go 100 years into the future as your current age?
132. Would you rather eat anything you want and have it be perfect nutrition or sleep only 1 hour a day but be fully rested?
133. Would you rather eat a dirty bandaid or eat the hair out of a bathtub drain?
134. Would you rather photosynthesize but never be able to eat again or live as a normal human who needs to eat food?
135. Would you rather take one step back in time (24 hours) or take one step forward in time (24 hours)?
136. Would you rather have the power to save anyone or have the power to destroy anything?
137. Would you rather start a small business with a famous actor or start a small business with a renowned scientist?
138. Would you rather add 20 years to your lifespan where your aging will stop for 20 years at your current age or be able to speak every language and be able to play every musical instrument instantly?
139. Would you rather speak in rhymes all day or sing everything you say?
140. Would you rather be extremely tall and hit your head on doorways or have long arms but never receive hugs?
141. Would you rather be a famous actor or save 5,000 endangered animals?
142. Would you rather burp so loud it could set off a car alarm or fart and set a delayed timer on the smell?
143. Would you rather be a firebender, waterbender, and earthbender or be an airbender?
144. Would you rather have a conversation with a cartoon character or have a conversation with a historical figure?
145. Would you rather never lose anything or find everything you ever lost?
146. Would you rather sweat broccoli and cheddar soup or every movie you ever watch turns into Shrek halfway through?
147. Would you rather travel to the future at will or travel to the past at will?
148. Would you rather solo travel the breadth of Antarctica or solo travel the breadth of the Sahara with only supplies you can personally carry?
149. Would you rather live in a bustling city or live in a quiet countryside?
150. Would you rather pee out a golf ball or defecate a watermelon?
151. Would you rather never need to sleep again or be able to sleep as long as you want without ever having to set an alarm?
152. Would you rather travel back to the past or see the future?
153. Would you rather only ever watch one comedy movie for the rest of your life (your choice) or occasionally leak a small amount of stool when you fart?
154. Would you rather be Batman or be Superman?
155. Would you rather always spill a drink when you pour it or get uncontrollable hiccups during important conversations?
156. Would you rather laugh with chimes or fart with sirens?
157. Would you rather have nearly impenetrable skin that takes 100x longer to heal from wounds or heal like Wolverine, but everything hurts five times as much?
158. Would you rather make all your decisions by flipping a coin or have someone else make all your decisions?
159. Would you rather be stuck in an extremely sweet little kids TV show or be stuck in a slightly terrible soap opera that's running out of ideas?
160. Would you rather never stop crying or never stop sneezing?
161. Would you rather have a rewind button or have a pause button?
162. Would you rather be able to read minds or be able to absorb anyone's knowledge by shaking their hand?
163. Would you rather get a tattoo of a family member on your face or have a family member's face tattooed on your body?
164. Would you rather have hair for teeth or have teeth for hair?
165. Would you rather sweat cream or sweat awesomeness?
166. Would you rather fight 5 dinosaur-sized chickens or fight 100 chicken-sized dinosaurs?
167. Would you rather super strength or super speed?
168. Would you rather have infinite money or have infinite time?
169. Would you rather laugh uncontrollably at a funeral or cry uncontrollably at a wedding?
170. Would you rather have both nostrils perpetually clogged or breathe through your nose and always smell poop?
171. Would you rather be a strawberry with human consciousness or be a strawberry with no consciousness?
172. Would you rather noodles instead of hair or sausages instead of fingers?
173. Would you rather have muffins for hands or have corduroy skin?
174. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or fight 40 duck-sized horses?
175. Would you rather eat poop-flavored ice cream or eat ice cream-flavored poop?
176. Would you rather play your favorite game every day for a year or receive a million dollars instantly?
177. Would you rather lose your ability to speak or lose your ability to hear?
178. Would you rather have fingers made of spaghetti or mistake everyday objects for food?
179. Would you rather live to be triple your great-grandfather's age or live to be half your great-grandfather's age?
180. Would you rather drive a car that never needs refueling or fly anywhere for free but only once a year?
181. Would you rather date someone you find unattractive or date someone attractive under strange circumstances?
182. Would you rather control the smell of your farts or control the sound of your farts?
183. Would you rather have super strength or have super speed?
184. Would you rather eat a meal made from insects or eat a meal made from seaweed?
185. Would you rather teeth for fingers or fingers for teeth?
186. Would you rather be a cyborg with the strength of four gorillas but only four feet tall or have a superhero body with laser eyes?
187. Would you rather fight Mike Tyson in his prime for 1 round or sound like him for the rest of your life?
188. Would you rather be able to pee out a marble or be able to crap a softball?
189. Would you rather spaghetti for hair or sweat ketchup with spaghetti hair?
190. Would you rather fight one duck sized mosquito or fight 1000 mosquito sized ducks?
191. Would you rather step one year into the past (you keep your memory of now) or step one year into the future (you can't return)?
192. Would you rather every time you sneeze, your height changes by a random amount for an hour or every time you sneeze, two common everyday objects (like your phone and remote) swap functions for a day?
193. Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader?
194. Would you rather be lucky but unintelligent like Forest Gump or be very intelligent but unlucky like Tesla?
195. Would you rather tornado arms or fart gold dust?
196. Would you rather have Gilbert Gottfried's voice give you directions every time you drive or never be able to give someone your real name?
197. Would you rather have every dump you will ever take as one giant super-dump or have every pimple you'll ever have as a giant super zit?
198. Would you rather ride a tiger everywhere without controlling its direction or ride a tortoise everywhere but control its direction?
199. Would you rather teleport anywhere twice a month or Fly, but only at walking speed?
200. Would you rather know the answer to one question or know the answer to all questions?
201. Would you rather have a noticeable birthmark on your face or have a unique hairstyle that can't be changed?
202. Would you rather all your food soaked in the world's hottest pepper extract or every hot dish has a noticeably cold middle?
203. Would you rather be in a zombie apocalypse or be in a werewolf apocalypse?
204. Would you rather move to a new city with no friends or stay in your hometown but lose your job?
205. Would you rather see all babies as muffins or see all muffins as babies?
206. Would you rather sweat garlic butter or cry porridge?
207. Would you rather every song you ever hear slowly turn into "All Star" by Smash Mouth or every movie you ever watch slowly turn into Shrek?
208. Would you rather be the last person on Earth or live in a world without electricity?
209. Would you rather have a ham instead of a hand or have armpits that sweat mayonnaise?
210. Would you rather have the ability to fly or be invisible?
211. Would you rather be an adventurous teacher or be a dedicated researcher?
212. Would you rather have to answer every hypothetical question people ask you honestly or only be asked rhetorical questions that never require an answer?
213. Would you rather live to be triple your current age or live to be half your current age?
214. Would you rather turn into Dom Deluise for one random minute out of every hour or be unable to distinguish between babies and English muffins?
215. Would you rather have a bizarre beard that acts unpredictably or have unusual elbows that react to emotions?
216. Would you rather live in any movie world of your choice or change reality into a movie world of your choice?
217. Would you rather have an armpit that dispenses sunscreen or have a hand made entirely of regenerating ham?
218. Would you rather solve world hunger or own a real-life spaceship?
219. Would you rather win 500 million in the lottery or instantly master a new skill every 6 months?
220. Would you rather experience life as the opposite gender for a day or have a conversation with your future self?
221. Would you rather sing in front of a large crowd or dance in front of a large crowd?
222. Would you rather hands the size of children or children the size of hands?
223. Would you rather answer a difficult trivia question or attempt a challenging puzzle?
224. Would you rather fight an untrained kangaroo or fight a monkey trained in Muay Thai?
225. Would you rather fingers the size of arms or arms the size of fingers?
226. Would you rather eat an entire jar of mayonnaise in one sitting or suffer a minor, non-permanent physical injury (e.g., sprained wrist)?
227. Would you rather have 1m long arms and 60cm long legs or have 60cm long arms and 1m long legs?
228. Would you rather go on a date with a famous actor or have dinner with a legendary musician?
229. Would you rather live in the 1950s and 1960s or live in the 1980s and 1990s?
230. Would you rather have a hook for a hand or have a wheel for a foot?
231. Would you rather be a knight who must always serve a cocktail when asked, no matter what or own a large snake that only eats homemade biscuits but never gets full?
232. Would you rather have the ability to only fly north or turn into the Hulk while sleeping?
233. Would you rather live in the Pokemon world or live in the Harry Potter universe?
234. Would you rather have your fingernails painfully removed once a month or experience severe migraines every week?
235. Would you rather have tornado-arms or have the ability to fart gold dust?
236. Would you rather have a monkey body with a human brain or have a human body with a monkey brain?
237. Would you rather have eyelashes for fingers or have fingers for eyelashes?
238. Would you rather own a rhino the size of a hamster or have a hamster the size of a rhino?
239. Would you rather be chased by 100 corgi-sized double-decker buses or be chased by two double-decker bus-sized corgis?
240. Would you rather eat a milkshake that tastes like turds or eat a turd that tastes like a milkshake?
241. Would you rather go a week without your phone or go a week without internet?
242. Would you rather sweat mayonnaise for a week or be forced to pass one softball-sized lump each day for a week?
243. Would you rather only be able to open doors or only be able to close doors?
244. Would you rather live in a world with talking robots or live in a world without electricity?
245. Would you rather enter through the rear door or enter through the main entrance of your home?
246. Would you rather have 1 day as Superman or live a lifetime as Venom?
247. Would you rather have a liger as a pet or have a magical squirrel named Steve as a pet?
248. Would you rather WNBA season tickets non-transferable for life or receive 20 dollars non-transferable for life?
249. Would you rather survive as a gingerbread man for two weeks and then go back to normal or be a snowman for 24 hours every Christmas for the rest of your life?
250. Would you rather brush your teeth with mayonnaise for the rest of your life or use spicy mustard as shampoo and body wash for the rest of your life?
251. Would you rather sneeze grape jelly or every time you burp it tastes like gravy?
252. Would you rather speak 5 languages fluently or play any instrument you pick up to a professional level?
253. Would you rather scream the time out loud every minute of your life or eat only directly from a field of grass like a cow?
254. Would you rather have Cheeto fingers forever or be unable to distinguish between a baby and a muffin?
255. Would you rather talk to oysters or talk to plants?
256. Would you rather have Pokemon be real and choose a starter Pokemon or have the Force be real and choose to be a Jedi or Sith?
257. Would you rather spend an hour observing prehistoric animals or spend an hour on another planet or moon?
258. Would you rather move back 1 inch or move forward 1 inch?
259. Would you rather fight an AT-AT sized Ewok or fight 100 Ewok-sized AT-ATs?
260. Would you rather have a machine powered by love or have a machine powered by hate?
261. Would you rather always call 'heads' on any coin flip for the rest of your life or always call 'tails' on any coin flip for the rest of your life?
262. Would you rather have suction cups for hands or have wheels for feet?
263. Would you rather only eat mayonnaise or sweat mayonnaise?
264. Would you rather fly 3 inches off the ground or shoot spaghetti out of your fingers?
265. Would you rather have a front-facing butt or only be able to communicate using 280-character tweets (no voice)?
266. Would you rather change sexes every time you sneeze or gain the ability to fly?
267. Would you rather fight a dozen chickens with Mike Tyson's skills or fight Mike Tyson with the skills of a dozen chickens?
268. Would you rather go back in time to any period without interacting or go back in time once and be able to change anything?
269. Would you rather tentacles for arms or prehensile tail?
270. Would you rather have hands that are difficult to use or have feet where your hands should be?
271. Would you rather move slightly forward in life or move slightly backward in life?
272. Would you rather only be able to defecate out of third-story windows or only be allowed to pee every other day?
273. Would you rather everything you say gets taken with utter seriousness by everyone all the time or everything you say gets taken as a joke by everyone all the time?
274. Would you rather eat a strange dish from another country or eat a dish you dislike from your own country?
275. Would you rather have tentacles for arms or have a prehensile tail?
276. Would you rather solo travel across Antarctica or solo travel across the Sahara Desert?
277. Would you rather have your mom catch you in an awkward situation or have your pet catch you in an awkward situation?
278. Would you rather become at will a ghost who can fly and pass through walls or a werewolf with control of their faculties?
279. Would you rather change sexes when sneezing or not know the difference between a baby and a muffin?
280. Would you rather have the power to solve one major global issue or have the power to erase one personal regret?
281. Would you rather drink a cold glass of someone else's saliva or drink a warm glass of your own saliva?
282. Would you rather eat a bucket of blood or eat a bucket of boogers?
283. Would you rather have super strength or have super computer powers?
284. Would you rather eat a raw onion or drink a glass of pickle juice?
285. Would you rather be able to teleport or be able to read minds?
286. Would you rather have a baby head or have baby hands?
287. Would you rather fart glitter or burp confetti?
288. Would you rather be an airbender or be an earthbender?
289. Would you rather poop a softball or pee a marble?
290. Would you rather own a TV that constantly emits the low 'it's on' hum even with no input or eat the stringy banana pith (the stuff under the peel) every morning for breakfast?
291. Would you rather always have a parking spot available right at the front of any building or always get green lights at every intersection?
292. Would you rather live in the South Pole or live in space?
293. Would you rather teleport yourself anywhere or teleport others from place to place?
294. Would you rather be a lovely dress or be somebody's loincloth?
295. Would you rather move things with your mind, but only to open and close doors or Fly, but only while continuously yodeling?
296. Would you rather be able to wipe with plastic wrap or be able to wipe with sandpaper?
297. Would you rather teleport anywhere on Earth instantly or travel through time without changing location?
298. Would you rather converse with animals or be fluent in every human language?
299. Would you rather have suction cup hands or have wheel feet?
300. Would you rather fight 1 bear-sized chicken or fight 10 chicken-sized bears?
301. Would you rather be locked in a house with Michael Myers or be stuck in a kayak in the middle of Crystal Lake?
302. Would you rather travel back in time or travel to the future?
303. Would you rather eat a hot pepper or drink a sour lemon juice?
304. Would you rather have cybernetic arms and legs for superhuman abilities or have cybernetic eyes and brain implants for enhanced senses and cognition?
305. Would you rather lick a dirty shoe or lick a clean window?
306. Would you rather a cat with a human face or a dog with human hands instead of paws?
307. Would you rather have a minimum of 120-140 ping in every game forever or have every video you watch buffer for about 10 seconds every minute?
308. Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or be stranded on an island with someone you hate?
309. Would you rather get an extra set of arms or be 6 feet tall with all your upper body strength?
310. Would you rather have a cat's head on a human body or have a human's head on a cat's body?
311. Would you rather have hair for legs or have legs for hair?
312. Would you rather put a toothpick under your big toe and kick a wall or paper cuts all over your body and bathe in lemon juice?
313. Would you rather live in a room with horizontal stripes or live in a room with vertical stripes?
314. Would you rather hit the firecracker with an open palm or hit the firecracker with a closed fist?
315. Would you rather gain an extraordinary ability but with a major drawback or live a completely normal life without special abilities?
316. Would you rather have cheat codes to survive in human cultures or vanish from humanity to live as a less hirsute Bigfoot?
317. Would you rather get a haircut from Edward Scissorhands or have a meal prepared by a chef with no taste buds?
318. Would you rather endure an uncomfortable prank for 30 minutes or have a stranger sneeze on you every time you yawn for a week?
319. Would you rather have a magic van that can teleport and time travel anywhere or have a magic ring that absorbs book knowledge when touched?
320. Would you rather receive $10,000 in the mail every week or be able to fly for one hour every day?
321. Would you rather be a dump site or be a dump truck?
322. Would you rather attempt a dangerous stunt or experience a minor pain quickly?
323. Would you rather turn sand into water or turn air into sand?