Would you rather have every dump you will ever take as one giant super-dump or have every pimple you'll ever have as a giant super zit?
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- Would you rather eat one spoonful of a gross but harmless substance (e.g., mucus) or eat one spoonful of another gross but harmless substance (e.g., earwax)?
- Would you rather eat a bucket of blood or eat a bucket of boogers?
- Would you rather have the top half of Emma Watson's body with the bottom half of Hulk Hogan's body or have the top half of Hulk Hogan's body with the bottom half of Emma Watson's body?
- Would you rather undergo a painful dental procedure with no anesthesia (once) or be publicly humiliated at a fancy restaurant and have the moment go viral?
- Would you rather sweat jelly or have dustpan hands?
- Would you rather eat a spoonful of mustard or eat a spoonful of horseradish?