Would you rather sweat jelly or have dustpan hands?
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- Would you rather have every dump you will ever take as one giant super-dump or have every pimple you'll ever have as a giant super zit?
- Would you rather sneeze grape jelly or every time you burp it tastes like gravy?
- Would you rather eat poop-flavored ice cream or eat ice cream-flavored poop?
- Would you rather eat a bug or eat a spoonful of hot sauce?
- Would you rather brush your teeth with mayonnaise for the rest of your life or use spicy mustard as shampoo and body wash for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather permanently produce an unusually large amount of a condiment (e.g., mayonnaise) or attempt a risky-looking stunt that is actually safe (for a viral video)?