Would you rather permanently produce an unusually large amount of a condiment (e.g., mayonnaise) or attempt a risky-looking stunt that is actually safe (for a viral video)?
More questions
- Would you rather not wash your hands for a year or wipe with toilet paper only once per bowel movement?
- Would you rather have a bizarre beard that acts unpredictably or have unusual elbows that react to emotions?
- Would you rather eat an entire jar of mayonnaise in one sitting or suffer a minor, non-permanent physical injury (e.g., sprained wrist)?
- Would you rather have a bad rodent infestation or have bed bugs?
- Would you rather cheese stick fingers that you could snack on and they would grow back or never have to eat and have no desire for food?
- Would you rather have every dump you will ever take as one giant super-dump or have every pimple you'll ever have as a giant super zit?