Would you rather have a ham instead of a hand or have armpits that sweat mayonnaise?
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- Would you rather eat a dozen raw oysters (classic slimy, briny texture) or eat a dozen cooked clams in butter (chewier, rich flavor)?
- Would you rather eat a milkshake that tastes like turds or eat a turd that tastes like a milkshake?
- Would you rather eat poop-flavored ice cream or eat ice cream-flavored poop?
- Would you rather every time you sneeze, your height changes by a random amount for an hour or every time you sneeze, two common everyday objects (like your phone and remote) swap functions for a day?
- Would you rather sweat garlic butter or cry porridge?
- Would you rather eat a bug or eat a spoonful of hot sauce?