Would you rather poop a softball or pee a marble?
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- Would you rather step on a lego in the middle of the night or step in dog poo in the middle of the night?
- Would you rather burp so loud it could set off a car alarm or fart and set a delayed timer on the smell?
- Would you rather control the smell of your farts or control the sound of your farts?
- Would you rather slide down a giant cheese grater and land in lemon juice or walk barefoot on hot coals?
- Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat ketchup?
- Would you rather have a noticeable birthmark on your face or have a unique hairstyle that can't be changed?