Would you rather sweat mayonnaise or have permanent Cheetos dust on your fingers?
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- Would you rather eat a dirty bandaid or eat the hair out of a bathtub drain?
- Would you rather poop your pants in public or fart every time you talk?
- Would you rather always have cheeto fingers or always smell a mildly bad fart and never get used to it?
- Would you rather have fingers for toes or have toes for fingers?
- Would you rather not wash your hands for a year or wipe with toilet paper only once per bowel movement?
- Would you rather eat a chocolate-covered turd or eat a turd-covered chocolate?