Would you rather poop your pants in public or fart every time you talk?
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- Would you rather have a bizarre beard that acts unpredictably or have unusual elbows that react to emotions?
- Would you rather release the stinkiest fart or release the loudest fart possible at the drop of a hat?
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- Would you rather have hands that are difficult to use or have feet where your hands should be?
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