Would you rather release the stinkiest fart or release the loudest fart possible at the drop of a hat?
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- Would you rather eat an entire jar of mayonnaise in one sitting or permanently forget how to read?
- Would you rather jump in a puddle of water or blow bubbles in a glass of water?
- Would you rather poop your pants in public or fart every time you talk?
- Would you rather have every dump you will ever take as one giant super-dump or have every pimple you'll ever have as a giant super zit?
- Would you rather speak in rhymes all day or sing everything you say?
- Would you rather teeth for fingers or fingers for teeth?