Would you rather eat an entire jar of mayonnaise in one sitting or permanently forget how to read?
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- Would you rather poop your pants in public or fart every time you talk?
- Would you rather have a bad rodent infestation or have bed bugs?
- Would you rather not wash your hands for a year or wipe with toilet paper only once per bowel movement?
- Would you rather brush your teeth with mayonnaise for the rest of your life or use spicy mustard as shampoo and body wash for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather only hear farts or only smell farts?
- Would you rather have chronic diarrhea or have chronic nausea?