Would you rather have a front-butt or communicate solely through Twitter?
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- Would you rather own a TV that constantly emits the low 'it's on' hum even with no input or eat the stringy banana pith (the stuff under the peel) every morning for breakfast?
- Would you rather have an armpit that dispenses sunscreen or have a hand made entirely of regenerating ham?
- Would you rather share a funny joke online or read a funny joke online?
- Would you rather have Gilbert Gottfried's voice give you directions every time you drive or never be able to give someone your real name?
- Would you rather fight a dozen chickens with Mike Tyson's skills or fight Mike Tyson with the skills of a dozen chickens?
- Would you rather have a bizarre beard that acts unpredictably or have unusual elbows that react to emotions?