Would you rather have taste buds on your hands (so you can taste with touch) or be allowed to wear a ridiculous novelty hat every weekend (looks like a goofy poop emoji)?
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- Would you rather solve world hunger or own a real-life spaceship?
- Would you rather ram horns on your elbows or ram horns on your knees?
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