Would you rather lick a dirty shoe or lick a clean window?
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- Would you rather have every dump you will ever take as one giant super-dump or have every pimple you'll ever have as a giant super zit?
- Would you rather poop your pants in public or fart every time you talk?
- Would you rather drink a glass of pickle juice or drink a glass of olive brine?
- Would you rather sweat mayonnaise or have permanent Cheetos dust on your fingers?
- Would you rather have a hook for a hand or have a wheel for a foot?
- Would you rather have hands that are difficult to use or have feet where your hands should be?